Read Xiaofan the December 11, 2008
1, there food?
chemistry class, the teacher explained the relationship between the solvent and solute: \already full, you can eat it? \Road, multiple-choice answers. The end of his swing out suddenly. Examiners teacher had had enough: \Miss: \: \? They use their left hand to clean, and then click on the red water, and more dirty ah,indian curry recipes, but every time I pass a certain building, to see where to buy the Indian team is scheduled to be thrown cake so long, I break out laughing away In the past, you know ah, that hardness of a hand-thrown bread is thrown up Ah do not.
5, see leg know who
an animal in a university examination, the examiner announced that Test Drive professor: in the classroom, stood in front of 10 birds, each bird with the bag are covered with , only the legs sticking out. Ask you to carefully look at each bird's leg, then tell them their common name, habits, and so generic. Students observed a leg of each bird, but these birds, in his view, it seems no different, he imagined angry, stood up to the professor said: \?, \guess ah! \
beggar: \> miser: \Why are you still sitting at home? not go fast and I beg! \
\you three requests. Now, you can ask the first requirement of the. \Thus, attacking in the past, on his horse whisper. The horse heard, the shouts and soon as, disease away relaxation. At dusk, horse back, back, laden with a beautiful girl. That night, the cavalry would have slept with the girl. Chief amazed: \Leaders agreed, then again with the horse cavalry whisper, it shouts and soon as that horse, disease away relaxation. Evening, Ma is back, this time the girl back, moving up from the more sexy. That night, the cavalry and the girl had another joyful night. Leaders greatly amazed: \to talk about. \Cavalry steady eye of his horse, suddenly grabbed its ears, stormed: \
a man on the highway rest stop bathroom. The first was, therefore, he entered the second. A toilet sat, he heard someone next door, said: \! \\\I have a crazy side, every time I talk to you, he is rushing to answer. \\Although the open Debu fast car, can you jump forward after the run to follow, or will you drawn into the wheels. When the train to Brighton Cass, the car door opened,south indian cooking, and this man jumped off the train on the forward gallop, as nervous, he has been the top two cars went to the door. At that moment, car door opened and a crew dragged him into the car again. Train resumed normal speed, the flight attendant said: \a farmer to boast very much of his estate. He said: \11, our multiplication formulas very far ... ... a meeting with several scientists, was asked by 11 is equal to the number 11, U.S. scientists can not wait to move out of the number of foot, immediate answer to the 121 Chinese scientists, U.S. scientists immediately serious criticism Road: Mathematics how it can be kept, science is a very serious topic. Then took out his calculator by a long, really is 121, can not help but surprise: by, you have to really Ah Meng prospective
12. A person no matter what car seat, to be near the window, and day to to the plane, he took the time boarding pass with the young lady that he wanted a table by the window, Miss told him no, boarding, he casually looking for a window seat and sat down, suddenly to a person, said to him, this is my seat, he said that I liked this seat, I do not let that person begging, useless, so very angry and said: \Open it! \
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