GNC from Hell

I went into GNC the other day thinking I would talk to the people who work there about something to boost my metabolism. When I walked in my options for assistance were what appeared to be 12 year old blonde twisting and popping gum or and an older (my age) kind of angry looking round woman. After looking around a bit Ms Angry decided to ask what the hell I wanted. I explained that I no longer have energy due to a lack of nicotine from my recent quit and I just need a small boost in energy. Biggums walks me straight over to the isle of diet pills and recommends some of those with a good colon cleanser.. WTF.. Do I look like I am full of s*** and need to lose weight?? Where the hell is the green tea and B vitamins Ms. Out-weights-me-by 50 pounds???? It is a good thing I am working on my inner friggin' peace and crap so that I don't rip anyone’s head off... That will be the last time Biggums and I talk over "what's best for my colon" ..............